Why do I have to go back to you tomorrow? I'm just not ready. I'm glad to have you, really, it's just that I *really* got used to being on vacation. I went back to Job #2 yesterday, and that was fine, so my return to you will probably be fine too. Right? Right?
Love,
Jane
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Dear Michael Cera,
I
I'm just sayin.
Love,
Jane
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Dear Condo,
If you could magically restore yourself to pre-renovation project cleanliness/organization levels, that would be great.
XOXO,
Jane
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Dear Self,
What happened to eating healthier and exercising over the winter break? Shame on you (and those delicious chocolate candy pretzels).
Yours shamefully,
Jane
3 comments:
i'm so glad i dont go back until the 11th. also, michael cera is my dream boat. michael cera + old 97s = be still my beating heart.
No, any getting healthier/exercise/whatever plan does not need to start until January 4th - a Monday. It's pretty much a rule when New Years/X-Mas are on Fridays.
Yes. A Rule.
Who can resist chocolate covered pretzels? They're EVIL.
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