Friday, June 5, 2009

Multiples

Dear cute Scottish waiter from lunch,

I'll send my single friends your way.

Love,
Jane

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Dear stand-up comedy class,

Why weren't there enough students for the class to be held? Oh well, next time.

Love,
Jane

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Dear Horsies,

I'm so excited about my horseback riding class tomorrow. Even though I haven't been on a horse in 10 years, I'm really hoping it'll be fun.

LOVE you!!
Jane

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Dear credit bureaus,

I still hate you for failing to recognize my A+ FICO score. You know where to put your Vantage Score.

Not yours,
Jane

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Dear Jillian Michaels,

You kind of rock my socks off, even though I'm not man/woman enough to get through your workout videos without taking a water break.

Love,
Jane

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Dear Weekend,

WOOO!!!

Love,
Jane