Dear Sunday morning,
Why am I up at 7:00 a.m for no reason?
Love,
Jane
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Dear wedding dress,
I don't think I like you. You just don't fit right. Probably, this makes me psycho.
Love,
Jane
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Dear ukulele,
I'm sorry I have not practiced you much this week. I guess I am lazy.
Love,
Jane
***
Dear Taylor Lautner,
Please stop being good-looking. It creeps me out that I find you attractive.
Love,
Jane
5 comments:
my uke is so lonely. i haven't played him in weeks! i feel so guilty! that's what i get for naming inanimate objects....
I also chide myself for my attraction to Taylor Lautner. I try to think of it as appreciation for fine art (the physique, not the movies)!
wanderingtex - I know exactly how you feel. I don't want to force myself to practice... but I probably should.
Aura - That's actually a really good point. I'm not really attracted to Taylor Lautner, I just find him attractive. Yay! I'm not a perv!
I definitely agree with the last one. It creeps me out as well.
Kim - I'm definitely going to go with Aura's explanation.
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