Dear eyebrows,
Please stop being crazy and weird. I have no idea what to do with you.
Love,
Jane
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Dear appetite,
Why do I feel like eating myself out of house and home all the time? Should I start drinking green tea? Quit eating sugar? Please let me know before I bankrupt myself.
Love,
Jane
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Dear Girl Scout cookies (Caramel deLites in particular),
Yum. Yum yum yum.
Love,
Jane
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Dear self,
Please stop being so lazy and unmotivated. Yes, it's often chilly outside. Yes, cedar fever is the devil. But sometimes you just have to suck it up.
Love,
Jane
6 comments:
Many days, okay almost every dang day, I have very similar thoughts.
this is so totally me right now except in place of girl scout cookies insert every other food on the face of the planet, specifically ice cream.
love you as always!
I just had a HUGE bowl of chocolate cereal + a tub of yogurt + a banana. 'Nuff said.
Little Ms Blogger - I'm glad I'm not the only one!
miss petite america - Oh, believe me, it's not just the girl scout cookies!
sleepyjane - Mmmm... I would love some chocolate cereal right about now.
omg i miss girl scout cookies more than ANYTHING. samoas nomnomnom
tex - I look forward to them all year.
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