Tuesday, January 26, 2010

I ramble

Dear eyebrows,

Please stop being crazy and weird. I have no idea what to do with you.

Love,
Jane

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Dear appetite,

Why do I feel like eating myself out of house and home all the time? Should I start drinking green tea? Quit eating sugar? Please let me know before I bankrupt myself.

Love,
Jane

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Dear Girl Scout cookies (Caramel deLites in particular),

Yum. Yum yum yum.

Love,
Jane

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Dear self,

Please stop being so lazy and unmotivated. Yes, it's often chilly outside. Yes, cedar fever is the devil. But sometimes you just have to suck it up.

Love,
Jane

6 comments:

Little Ms Blogger said...

Many days, okay almost every dang day, I have very similar thoughts.

miss petite america said...

this is so totally me right now except in place of girl scout cookies insert every other food on the face of the planet, specifically ice cream.

love you as always!

sleepyjane said...

I just had a HUGE bowl of chocolate cereal + a tub of yogurt + a banana. 'Nuff said.

Jane said...

Little Ms Blogger - I'm glad I'm not the only one!

miss petite america - Oh, believe me, it's not just the girl scout cookies!

sleepyjane - Mmmm... I would love some chocolate cereal right about now.

wanderingtex said...

omg i miss girl scout cookies more than ANYTHING. samoas nomnomnom

Jane said...

tex - I look forward to them all year.