As much as I love Halloween, I usually don't go for work-mandated costumes, because I usually end up looking something like this:
Gah! I thought you said I was going to be a witch, not a drag queen!
This year was actually not so bad, though. Picture 15 people dressed like this:
Then picture those people doing the Oompa Loompa dance around a guy who actually looks like Gene Wilder dressed as Willy Wonka. It wasn't a bad skit.
I think my favorite skit was a group who performed an [employer name redacted] High School pep rally. It was really elaborate. They were the EHS Halloweenies, and their mascot was a dachshund (aka weenie). They had band members, baton twirlers, foreign exchange students (in drag), football players, a principal, a superintendent who measured all the girls' skirts with a measuring stick, and a 40-something male cheerleader who can still tumble and do a pretty darn good toe touch. While the group performed their skit, they played a slide show in the background with pictures of all of them in high school. It was pretty awesome.
I hope you have a wonderful weekend Internets. I'll probably spend most of the weekend washing this face paint off.
P.S. The Oompa Loompa costumes only cost $10. The collar and cuffs are made of paper.