Excuses, excuses

Dear Friends who Visited for SXSW,

I hope you guys had fun! We had a blast.

Love,
Jane and Achilles

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Dear Second Job,

Thanks for giving me extra hours! 40 of them, even! And homework! Over the next two weekends! No really, I'm excited! See? I'm using exclamation points!

! = yay!

Or something.

Love,
Jane

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Dear Cake Decorating Class,

You rock my socks off. It's just that I'm sort of lazy/incompetent when it comes to being organized, which makes it hard for me to coordinate grocery shopping, cake baking, and getting myself straight to class after work. I keep forgetting to buy powdered sugar. Maybe I can get it in bulk...

Love,
Jane

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Dear Adorable Nephew,

I am amazed that you have such a good memory and concept of time. You aren't even three, yet you remembered that I promised to make you Curious George cupcakes in a week. I will make them for you this weekend cutie pie.

Love,
Auntie

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Dear (daily) 6:00 a.m. Fitness Boot Camp Class,

You are kicking my glutes. In a good way.

Love,
Jane

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Dear Abdominal Muscles,

It's good that you hurt when I laugh/sit down/breathe. No, really.

Love,
Jane

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Dear Achilles,

Don't worry - I am not neglecting your birthday. Party plans and gift are in the works.

Love,
Jane

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Dear Internets,

Sorry I have been neglecting you a bit. At least I didn't say "OMG I have been SOOOO busy LOL, luv ya!" or something, right?

Love,
Jane

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Dear Jane,

Take a flippin nap.

Love,
The Universe