Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Love notes

Dear Donuts,

Shhh.... You don't have to tell anyone about our secret rendezvous. It'll just be between us.

Love,
Jane

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Dear Pants,

Please stop inching up around my ankles to reveal my bumblebee socks. It's probably not professional.

Love,
Jane

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Dear Bailey,

I'm glad you enjoyed being dropped off at the house with the giant yard this morning. Please don't bark all day.

Love,
Mama

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Dear Jane,

Please stop referring to yourself as your dog's "mama." It's pretty effing creepy. Your boyfriend reads this blog.

Sincerely,
The Universe

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Dear Universe,

Please send more donuts.

Love,
Jane

7 comments:

wanderingtex said...

your blog keeps me laughing like crazy. :)

also, ask the universe if i could have some donuts too please!

Laura said...

I think Bailey was dropped off next door to me!!

And I wouldnt mind a donut or two - please

Karen said...

Mmmm donuts! :)

perfectlycursedlife said...

I love it! Of course, you know I always love these mini-notes.

But I love how the Universe wrote you one this time.

Katelin said...

seriously, i could go for some donuts right now. my waistline would disagree, but i would love it anyways :)

Jane said...

wanderingtex - Aw, thanks! I will send in your request and keep my fingers crossed. :)

Laura - Barking dogs are the worst! My mom said he behaved himself, but who knows? I'll put your request in with wanderingtex's.

Karen - Yes... I concur...

perfectlycursedlife - Sometimes the Universe needs to put me in my place.

Katelin - I think they really put a damper on my 30-Day Shred plans, but oh well, they were delicious!

Megan said...

Thank you for making me laugh.