Dear Donuts,
Shhh.... You don't have to tell anyone about our secret rendezvous. It'll just be between us.
Love,
Jane
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Dear Pants,
Please stop inching up around my ankles to reveal my bumblebee socks. It's probably not professional.
Love,
Jane
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Dear Bailey,
I'm glad you enjoyed being dropped off at the house with the giant yard this morning. Please don't bark all day.
Love,
Mama
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Dear Jane,
Please stop referring to yourself as your dog's "mama." It's pretty effing creepy. Your boyfriend reads this blog.
Sincerely,
The Universe
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Dear Universe,
Please send more donuts.
Love,
Jane
7 comments:
your blog keeps me laughing like crazy. :)
also, ask the universe if i could have some donuts too please!
I think Bailey was dropped off next door to me!!
And I wouldnt mind a donut or two - please
Mmmm donuts! :)
I love it! Of course, you know I always love these mini-notes.
But I love how the Universe wrote you one this time.
seriously, i could go for some donuts right now. my waistline would disagree, but i would love it anyways :)
wanderingtex - Aw, thanks! I will send in your request and keep my fingers crossed. :)
Laura - Barking dogs are the worst! My mom said he behaved himself, but who knows? I'll put your request in with wanderingtex's.
Karen - Yes... I concur...
perfectlycursedlife - Sometimes the Universe needs to put me in my place.
Katelin - I think they really put a damper on my 30-Day Shred plans, but oh well, they were delicious!
Thank you for making me laugh.
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