Thursday, December 18, 2008

Switching to Decaf

Dear Caffeine,

Slowly weaning myself off of you has been, surprisingly, not the most terrible experience of my life. Who knew?


Dear Financial Crisis,

You suck. Keep your filthy paws off my family.


Dear Lyn,

I'm so glad that you liked (or were able to fake appreciation for) your Christmas present. You are more fabulous than you know.


Dear Eyeball,

Please stop itching.


Dear Weather,

Warmish and drizzly is better than cold and drizzly. Keep it up.



Elizabeth said...

This fog is crazy--we can't even see out of the window!

Anonymous said...

I swear to God my eyelid has been twitching for a month! GRR It's super annoying, you have no idea! ARGH

Teej said...

I don't like warm and drizzly. Drizzle drives me nuts. The warm part is a-ok! Also, you are a better woman than I for caffeine weaning :-)

Jane said...

Elizabeth - I am ready for the fog to lift... But at least it's warm. I am a not-too-hot, not-too-cold kind of person.

sleepyjane - I **hate** it when that happens. I had a twitchy eye for two months in college. Drove me NUTS.

Teej - The caffeine weaning is going slooowwwwly, but I figure I had to start cutting back sooner or later. I was a constant ball of nerves.

Anonymous said...

Seriously... Caffeine is your friend. All the cool kids drink caffeine.. you know you want to... c'mon... just one cup... a Venti, double-shot cappuccino...

Jane said...

Liam - Noooooo! Lalala, I can't hear you...

Mmmm... coffee...