Mundane

Dear Self,

Your to-do list for the week:

• email tutoring student.
• finish writing and testing modules at work.
• wrap T's birthday present.
• run.
  
• clean fish tank.
• turn in time sheets for 2nd job.
  
• get haircut.
  
• grade essays.
• buy stamps.
• do laundry/drop off dry cleaning.
  
• stop falling asleep by 9:00 p.m. every night.
  

I don't know how you handle this constant excitement. Please, tone it down a bit.

Yours (with only a little sarcasm),
Jane