New! Now with more falling down!

Dear Internets,

I am still alive. Here are some things I have learned over the holidays so far:

• Playing your brother-in-law's Wii for several hours may lead to crippling back pain
• Falling down a flight of stairs can worsen said back pain
• It is not a good idea to talk to someone over your shoulder while walking down a flight of stairs
• Hosting house guests, while fun, can make it difficult to get much blogging done

What have you learned so far over the holidays, Internets?

Love,
Jane