The wedding is a week away.
In seven days, I will have a husband. I will be a wife.
I will have in-laws.
("Whoa..." says the Joey Lawrence voice inside my head.)
A million thoughts are mud wrestling in my brain. My to-do list is a mile long. All I can manage to say is "I'm glad I don't have to do this alone."
Yours truly (at least until my head explodes),
P.S. In ten days, I will be performing stand-up. (Three days after the wedding.)(I know.)(It seemed like a good idea at the time...)