Monday, July 20, 2009

Washers and Dryers, pt 397

Dear Sears,

Here's hoping your repair service is better than your delivery service.

Your friend (at least for now),
Jane

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Dear Dryer,

Why do you hate us? We have shown you nothing but love. However, I do thank you for breaking while still under the manufacturer's basic warranty.

Love,
Jane

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Dear Self,

Maybe next time you shouldn't be so smug about declining the extended warranty, no matter what you may have read on Consumer Reports.

Love,
Jane

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Dear Bailey,

Please don't bite the washer dryer repair guy. Or the plumber. Or the guy who's coming out to dig the tree roots out of the sewer line.

Love,
Mom

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Dear Inventor of the Monday Morning Meeting,

You and I are not friends. I mean, really.

Jane

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Dear Internets,

Here's hoping your week is off to a slightly better start than mine!

Kisses,
Jane

3 comments:

miss petite america said...

wait. didn't you just recently get done with a whole fiasco with the dryer?

what, my dear, are you sticking in there?

tal said...

...suddenly having to go to the laundry mat doesnt seem that bad!

sleepyjane said...

I am of the opinion that we all should just get past Monday...after that life is better.

Thankfully it's Tuesday.