I have been distracted from blogging this week by boring work stuff that keeps me busy late into the evening. Don't worry; I still love you longtimes, and will be back with the remaining 19 things about me and stories about bananas soon.
In the meantime, I have decided to have a mini contest. Whoever leaves the funniest joke in the comments wins a prize. (A good prize, not a bad poem. Unless you want one.)
P.S. I've already heard the one about the pirate with the steering wheel on his hoo-hoo.