Please stop it with the siren song-singing while I'm trying to work. Yes, you can provide me with all sorts of information, like where to find variations of Rock, Paper, Scissors. However, my job requires me to be at least marginally productive, and I enjoy getting a paycheck too much to tempt the firing gods right now. So please, if you can help it, stop being so darn seductive.
Hugs and kisses,