...Santana would sing more songs on Glee.
...cable news was more about being a journalist than being a jerk.
...people with smartphones would stop telling me how awesome their phones are.
...I had a smartphone.
...my taxes would magically do themselves.
...I still had lots of extra time to putter around on the Internets.
...it would stay warmer (but not *too* warm) for a while.
...my house and laundry would clean themselves.
What do you wish Internets?