Dear Universe,
It has been a while since you sent me breakfast tacos. I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but I'm just sayin... A couple of tacos might be nice.
Still a huge fan,
Jane
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Dear Daylight Saving Time,
You know how much I love you. It is so nice to leave work at the end of the day and actually see the sun still shining. I'm really going to miss that. While this extra hour of sleep and sunshine in the morning are not too shabby, I'm glad you'll make it back in time for the wedding.
See you next March.
Kisses,
Jane
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Dear Birthday,
You are only 29 days away. Please stop that. I don't think I'm ready to be 29 yet.
Love,
Jane
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Dear guy driving while talking on his cell phone,
I know I sometimes say I'd rather not turn 29 or 30, but they are just jokes. I do not actually want to get run over. Please hang up, drive, and watch for pedestrians.
Thanks,
Jane
6 comments:
Potato, egg, cheese = perfect combination in any and every way.
Dear Jane,
You were much nicer to the guy driving while talking on his cell phone than I would have been.
Love, Hillary
I get so incredibly angry when I see people talk on their phones when they drive.
Check out Consuelo's tacos. Delicious beyond measure!
My 29th birthday is only 34 days away! I didn't know we were that close in age.
Don't worry about turning 29. You still have a year until the big 3-0.
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