Bullet points + math = I still love you, Internets, even though it may not seem like it.
Cramps + a cold + a fever < fun.
Office cleaning crew + moving trash can 13 feet away from my desk to the other side of the recycling bin = I have to get up to throw away my gross used Kleenex.
Gross used Kleenex = fun mental image for the Internets.
Sleepy + Sneezy + Dopey + Grumpy + Doc + Coughy + Stabby = things that show up in NyQuil-induced dreams.
Home = where I would like to go now.