Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Coughy was a dwarf, I think

Dear Internets,

Bullet points + math = I still love you, Internets, even though it may not seem like it.
Cramps + a cold + a fever < fun.
Office cleaning crew + moving trash can 13 feet away from my desk to the other side of the recycling bin = I have to get up to throw away my gross used Kleenex.
Gross used Kleenex = fun mental image for the Internets.
Sleepy + Sneezy + Dopey + Grumpy + Doc + Coughy + Stabby = things that show up in NyQuil-induced dreams.
Home = where I would like to go now.

Love,
Jane

4 comments:

Dan said...

Sorry you're feeling sick. On a lighter note, I did get ACL tickets for 2009. Apparently I actually bought 4 3-day passes back in October. No wonder I'm in so much debt. Maybe I'll be able to sell the extra tickets to pay for a plane ticket to go to the show.

sleepyjane said...

Aww. That sucks! I hope you feel better soon!!!

tal said...

scarf down some total cereal- that is my fix it trick. all those vitamins cant hurt! hope you are feeling better soon!

miss petite america said...

have i told you lately i love your posts!?

cute. succinct. clever.