Dear Internets,
Welcome to the world of Distractible Jane! When she's not spending time with her pup (Bailey) and her boyfriend (Achilles), she can be found gallivanting around Austin . She has ridiculously good taste in movies and TV. She helped her family provide for their cow farm by milking koalas, or maybe it was the other way around. One time, she got in a fight with Emma Bunton, also known as Baby Spice. Her car is named Lola the Corolla and she has a roomba. Both of those things make her super awesome. She has a secret desire to have a Lifetime movie made of her life, but the inspirational kind, not the creepy kind. You know what I mean. And don't forget to have her tell you about the time that the condo ghosts---oooh, look, something shiny!
Love,
Welcome to the world of Distractible Jane! When she's not spending time with her pup (Bailey) and her boyfriend (Achilles), she can be found gallivanting around Austin . She has ridiculously good taste in movies and TV. She helped her family provide for their cow farm by milking koalas, or maybe it was the other way around. One time, she got in a fight with Emma Bunton, also known as Baby Spice. Her car is named Lola the Corolla and she has a roomba. Both of those things make her super awesome. She has a secret desire to have a Lifetime movie made of her life, but the inspirational kind, not the creepy kind. You know what I mean. And don't forget to have her tell you about the time that the condo ghosts---oooh, look, something shiny!
Love,
Gretchen Alice (who will not be held responsible for any factual inaccuracies in this biography)
