Dear Homeless Guy,
You zapped me as I walked by. From the surprised look on your face, I am pretty sure that you were only trying to get my attention, and had no intention of shocking me with static electricity. In fact, as I am a notorious foot-dragger, it was probably my fault.
However, it was weird nonetheless.
~Jane
2 comments:
But how fun would that be if you dressed like a homeless person and went around zapping people! Maybe I'll do that some day when I move back. Care to join me?
I'm in!
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