Dear Running Shoes,
Oh! Hi! Yes, I suppose it has been a while. No, of course I'm not trying to avoid you. I've just been really busy. No, I'm not trying to break up with you.
Well of course I know that running is good for my health. Yes, I'm aware of the whole stress-relief aspect. But, I've just been so -
Ok, ok. I will go running tonight. Quit naggin'!