Thursday, April 24, 2008

Turtles and Unicorns

Dear Tiny Baby Turtle,

It is not a good idea for you to stop to sun yourself on the particular path you took this morning. Aside from the foot and bicycle traffic, one of the local elementary schools takes that path to recess. I would hate to see you used by confused little boys to torment squealy little girls with pigtails. I moved you to a little more secluded spot, but please be careful.

Love,
Jane

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