Dear Internets,
Ever since another student in my comedy class pointed out how much I said "um" when I was doing stand-up, I've noticed how much I say it. Internets - I say it all the time! The worst was Wednesday evening at our first dance lesson:
"What's your name?"
"Um, Jane."
"Do you have any dance experience?"
"Um, not really."
Seriously, this "um" business has got to stop. Maybe I should start an "um" jar (like a swear jar, except for when I say "um"). It's madness!
Love,
Um... Jane
